FOR CHRIST’S SAKE SHE CAN’T NOT KICK ASS
5 Superheroes Who Should’ve Gotten Movies Before Ant-Man
#1. Wonder Woman
Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman are DC’s holy trinity of heroes, representing bright and shining justice, dark and brooding vengeance, and being a girl. And if you think that’s a little unbalanced, check out how many cinematic releases they’ve had.
She’s confiscated it Superman, you screwed up too many movies and now that’s called a Wonder Woman punch.
Luke McKinney, comics nerd, and best author on Cracked drops some science on DC
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#4. Two Guys Are Behind All Recent Pop Music
If you have attended a photogenic pool party in the last five years, or even watched a video of a pool party while sitting alone in your house, chances are you were dancing (or crying) mostly to music written by a guy called Dr. Luke. “TiK ToK”? “Dynamite”? “Till the World Ends”? “Wrecking Ball”? Pretty much any song by Katy Perry? They’re all the work of this single relatively unfamous songwriter, who has written or co-written 40 hit singles since 2004. Add in Dr. Luke’s frequent co-writer Max Martin, and these two guys have pretty much written everything you have ever heard if you were born in 1999.